Crystal
Hey kids, grab yourself a snack. This may take a while.
I’m a 25-year-old gal named Crystal from Kentucky where, despite this picture, wearing shoes is a totally normal thing to do. I work in a college library, but have big plans to be a bestselling author (my first book is on Amazon right now, b-t-dubs), successful songwriter (ignore that lack of musical talent if you will please), wedding/event planner, and Jason Segel’s future wife.
I’m a vegetarian with a serious affection for leather jackets and boots (just because I don’t eat meat doesn’t mean that I don’t like to play with the carcasses). My real favorite movie is Clueless, and I have a 20+ pound cat named Emmy that may be the coolest damn cat that ever did live.
I live with my best bro friend, Brian, and living with the opposite sex is what this blog is about.
If you’re real bored, check out my personal blog here.
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