About

Crackers.  That is what we are.  Two white people living in the ghetto.  Sometimes we play “Gunshot or Firework”.  Sometimes – who are we kidding, MOST OF THE TIME -  we drink a little… scratch that, we drink too much.  We both may argue about what we are often referred to (prude and slut- trust us, you’ll figure out which is which soon enough), but sometimes, a spade is a spade.  We’re a boy and a girl sharing an apartment and an x chromosome, with two cats that sort-of-really love to hate each other.